Why Milo is So Cool

Milo is SO FUCKING COOL!!!!!!

He makes me laugh AND he's turning the world on it's ear.
He flouts the insane liberal dogma and marches to his own drum.

In a time when conservatives are the ONLY courageous counter-cultural voices, Milo has earned praise for being the first FLAMBOYANTLY GAY conservative.

But I say he is the first FLAMBOYANTLY CONSERVATIVE gay crime fighter.

He's the....

1) Jim West of the West Village
2) Han Solo of SoHo
3) Indy Jones of Jones Beach
4) Jason Bourne of Bournemouth
5) Dirty Harry of San Fran

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