Mushier Than...

After the past week's comments by victims of Hurricane Trump, I've come to realize that...

Some people's brains are mushier than it would get if you were eating a cotton-candy-flavored Dairy Queen® soft-serve ice cream sundae, under a puree of slightly over-ripe and super-sweet Chiquita® bananas, blanketed with tiny little Kraft® Jet-Puffed® miniature marshmallows, while lying in a warm bed, under a fluffy down comforter, wrapped in a My Little Pony®-themed Snuggie® at 11am on a school-day, watching a Teletubbies® marathon on Disney Jr.®

You know that feeling, right?

Categories: 2016 Election Analysis, Liberalism, Humor, Millennials, Metaphors

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