There are a million reasons why every dreamer, from every dustbowl and every shit-hole wants to emigrate here.
But the biggest reason is our country's founding documents, which coalesce the greatest elements of all previous government experiments into an amalgamation of perfection.
If an immigrant does not firmly believe in, abide by, or swear allegiance to those principles, they are not welcomed here.
And every patriot knows what I mean when I say:
"If we catch you trying to destroy our COUNTRY....We WILL KILL YOU"