DAD: Son, you have to get married. I have a girl for you.
SON: Not possible!!
DAD: Think twice son, she is Bill Gates' daughter!
SON: Ok Dad, I am ready!
(Dad goes to Bill Gate)
DAD: My son wants to marry your daughter!
BILL GATES: Not possible!
DAD: Think twice, my son is the CEO of Swiss Bank.
BILL GATES: OK, Sir, my daughter is ready.
(Dad goes to Swiss Bank)
DAD: Make my son the CEO of your Bank!
BANK: Not Possible.
DAD: Think twice, he is Bill Gates' Son-in-law.
BANK: Your son's job is confirmed!
Anagram for "Hillary Rodham Clinton": Hydra-Hair, Non-Clit Moll
The "H.R." stands for "Hillary Rodham", who has definitely been puffin' stuff.
Q: What's the most popular kids' show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the EXPLODER.
Lovable mooslems enjoy the beauty of Paris at night.
Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has, obviously, never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
Debate is always rigged when it comes to the corrupt bullies of the LGBT-Q-XYZ lobby.
It's OK for Bruce Springsteen to "refuse to perform a concert" based upon his beliefs.
But it's NOT OK for bakery owners to "refuse to bake a gay wedding cake" based upon their beliefs.
If you're from Bergen County NJ (or greater NYC area), and born before 1980, you must remember this abstract mural.
Do you remember the name of the establishment and its location?
We all love potato chips. How about these new flavors?