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Happiest Day

Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life has, obviously, never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending… View More

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Most Popular Kids Show in Middle East

Q: What's the most popular kids' show in the Middle East? A: Dora the EXPLODER. … View More

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HR Pufnstuf

H.R. Pufnstuf The "H.R." stands for "Hillary Rodham", who has definitely been puffin'… View More

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Anagram for "Hillary Rodham Clinton"

Anagram for "Hillary Rodham Clinton": Hydra-Hair, Non-Clit… View More

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HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS

DAD: Son, you have to get married. I have a girl for you. SON: Not possible!! DAD: Think twice son, she is Bill Gates' daughter! SON: Ok Dad, I am ready! (Dad goes to Bill Gate) DAD: My son wants to marry your daughter! BILL GATES: Not possible! DAD: Think twice, my son is the CEO of Swiss Bank. BILL GATES: OK, Sir, my daughter is ready. (Dad goes to Swiss… View More

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The Artist Formerly Known as "Alive"

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Congested Convention

She has GERD. Either that our she's trying bring up her cud for chewing, like most other cows. … View More

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Separated at Birth?

Separated at Birth? Ed Wynn (actor) and Barbara Satin (transgendered Obama… View More

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Celebrity Skanks

Why do these two women always dress like drag queens? Fat legs and all? Shakespeare said it best: "Get thee to a pants-suit...And quickly!" "A whole lotta chafin' goin' on, up in they-ah!" … View More

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Bey-ORCA-ce

Sea World called. Their Killer Whale cow, BeyORCAc√©, has gone missing. But ocean biologists are not too worried. She has enough blubber to survive ten winters above the Arctic Circle. … View More