May 2016

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Jim Caviezel

Jim Caviezel interview. What a terrific man and a solid Christian. The final 6 minutes will blow you away. Especially this poem, known as GOD'S HALL OF FAME by Walt Huntley "Your name may not appear down here in this world's Hall of Fame. In fact,… View More

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BRIAN WILSON of the Beach Boys

Has there ever been a more innovative composer of popular melodies with uniquely unforgettable harmonies? And, whose genius arrangements employed a diversity of banal, everyday life sounds as musical instruments? And, whose work so few have attempted to emulate? Audiences LOVE his work. When we hear the distinct sound of Beach Boys music we stop what we are doing and sing along. It is compulsory. But the… View More

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Alaska Airlines Racist?

If the Mona Lisa smile on the Air Alaska Eskimo gets even a tad more pronounced, I'm going to charge them with racism for lampooning a downtrodden culture with misleading images of a blissful existence. … View More

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Beyond Help

Barnum & Bailey's called. One of their elephants has gone missing. Is it just me? Or is this Beyonce phenomenon way overdone? … View More

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Bey-ORCA-ce

Sea World called. Their Killer Whale cow, BeyORCAcé, has gone missing. But ocean biologists are not too worried. She has enough blubber to survive ten winters above the Arctic Circle. … View More

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How Obama Voters Have Ruined Our Society

This is how Obama-voting morons have destroyed our society: -We now have a gay man (a bureaucrat who has never worn a uniform) in charge of our Army. -We have a phony nuclear deal with Iran. -We have the entire continent of Europe lost to a migrant invasion by millions of religious radicals and terrorists. -Four Americans dead in Benghazi who never got the help they needed. -Obama flew to Vegas to raise money… View More

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Celebrity Skanks

Why do these two women always dress like drag queens? Fat legs and all? Shakespeare said it best: "Get thee to a pants-suit...And quickly!" "A whole lotta chafin' goin' on, up in they-ah!" … View More

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The ONE Lesson from Obama Fiasco

If there is only one lesson to be learned from 8 years of Obama's psychotic antics it is this: Congress needs to make tough decisions for the good of our society, despite the anticipation of negative fallout. Not taking immediate action against a tyrant should trigger penalties against Congress. It is obvious that impeachment should have been underway by the end of his first year, 2009. In fact, after only 30 days in office I… View More

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Separated at Birth?

Separated at Birth? Ed Wynn (actor) and Barbara Satin (transgendered Obama… View More

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White Anti-White Liberal Fascist Crybaby

How bizarre, inarticulate and useless have our college youth become? Just listen to this female imbecile attack two conservative males, primarily for being "white". She herself is white. But that does not stop her from making fascistic, profanity-laced generalizations about the men, who she does not even know. In their sick new world, creepy millennial socialists tenets are: 1) Free speech is prohibited. (if you don't… View More

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African Trophy Hunting

Legal African trophy-hunting is an industry that keeps endangered species alive by providing jobs and funding for wildlife conservation. It manages herd populations. Much like we do in exotic states like New Jersey to keep bears and coyotes under control. Except the Africans are smarter about it. They make money. While we pay… View More

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Obama to Hiroshima, Part 2

As I recall, the bombing of Japan at the end of WWII was meant as a deterrent to continued ground and naval warfare and saved 100s of thousands of lives (both Allied and Japanese). But today Obama asks: Why did we need to be so heartless and cruel to those "poor and nice little" Japanese people? Well, dumb-ass, ask China how nice the Imperialist Japs treated them after invading in 1937. Ask them about the rape of… View More

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Obama to Hiroshima?

Obama plans a trip to Hiroshima. For what reason? Another apology? It's just another boondoggle. A nonsensical waste of millions of tax dollars. Shouldn't there be a congressional approval process to protect us from the vainglorious frivolity of a "Marie… View More

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Setting an Example

Being a proud, open communist is one thing. But being a sneaky, surreptitious mole is purely evil. It means you are a spy, a malefactor and an enemy of the state. And you deserve no less than capital punishment. It doesn't matter if you are a senator or a President. In fact, if you've held high public office you should have no chance of escaping the gallows. It is scum like you, of whom, we need to… View More

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Calvary

“Calvary” (2014) A Catholic priest, in an Irish coastal village, receives an anonymous death threat during a confession. Beautifully acted. Very philosophical and darkly humorous. I highly recommend, if you haven’t already seen it. Warning: not for family viewing (language, violence, partial… View More

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Spirograph

In 5th Grade, some kid stole Paul Ryan's Spirograph wheel and frisbee'd it out a window. And now we're all paying for… View More

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Limburger

Wisconsin's stinkiest product used to be Limburger Cheese. Now it's Paul… View More

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Goody Two-Shoes

Paul Ryan is a masochistic Goody… View More

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Sinko de Mayor

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Magiritsa Greek Easter Soup

Magiritsa (Greek Easter soup) Eaten after returning home from midnight mass. It's made with ingredients from every protein source in the lamb. "You mean even the...??" Yes, even those. And it is delicious! For you Scots out there, imagine if "Haggis & Creamed Spinach & Dill Weed" had a baby. That would be Magiritsa. Pronounced… View More

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Easter Lamb

Let's not forget the LAMB!!!!! Infiltrated everywhere with hidden cloves of garlic pierced deep into pockets in the meat before cooking. And plenty of salt on the skin! MMMMMM It starts getting eaten (while still rotating) by the chef and his pals as they drink their beer or ouzo. They keep slicing off chunks and some even get stuffed before dinner!! … View More

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Congested Convention

She has GERD. Either that our she's trying bring up her cud for chewing, like most other cows. … View More

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Crybabies

What we need is a giant Waring blender. Toss them all in there and make crybaby milkshakes. … View More

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Indiana Loosiers

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Trump and the 1st Amendment

More than any other issue, this election is about defending the 1st Amendment. I've debated many Cruz supporters who simply don't get this. Every time Trump says something controversial (WITHOUT APOLOGIZING), and endures the backlash, he is dismantling PC. We all owe the man an enormous debt of gratitude for enduring the slings and arrow he invites with his courageous voice. He dares to tell the truth and expose double… View More